American Idol Simon Cowell Replacement Rumor

This is rich!

Martha “ankle bracelet” Stewart has thrown her hat into the ring as a possible replacement for Simon Cowell next year.  Sweet Mama!  Say it’s not so.  Martha said she is ideal because she is “fair”.  Hmmmm… let me ask Rachel Ray about that and I’ll get back to you Martha.

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Martha Stewart Is At It Again…Second Time This Week!

Martha Stewart just can’t stop talking this week and she has nothing nice to say.  Guess she never heard the old saying “If you don’t have anything good to say, don’t say anything at all”. 

Now, Martha is bashing Sarah Palin.  Calling her boring, yet confused and dangerous.  When asked if she had seen any of the Palin book interviews Martha responded she wouldn’t watch Sarah if she were paid.

Guess since Sarah doesn’t have a rap sheet she’s boring.  A pattern seems to be developing here with younger and better looking women. First Rachael Ray, now Sarah Palin.

For someone who is concered about appearances and good taste, you aren’t setting a very good example Martha.

Martha Stewart Slams Rachael Ray

Everybody’s favorite ex-con, Martha Stewart, evidently doesn’t like Rachael Ray.  In a recent interview Martha trashes Rachael’s new cookbook and her cooking skills!!  Martha further goes on to say Rachael is more of “an entertainer” than a bitch teacher like her.

Rachael, of course, took the high road…no real surprise there and deferred to Martha’s superior skills.  Even going as far as to say she would rather eat one of Martha’s meals than her own.  Class act Rachael!

See Martha, you don’t have to be a bitch shrew to succeed in life. 

Rachael’s audience is not the same target group as Martha’s.  Rachael has never pretended to be anything other than the person she is.  She shows busy people how to make decent meals fast.  Rachael isn’t making pastry chef level creations or decorating her house in intricate oragami ornaments for Christmas.

Martha gets a lump of coal in her stocking this year!

Team Rachael Ray!!!!