The Trainwreck That Is Levi Johnston

I guess baring his “soul” in Playgirl magazine wasn’t enough for Levi famewhore Johnston.  Now in his infinite wisdom, Levi has decided he would like to be on Dancing With The Stars.  Talk about the ridiculous to the sublime.

Levi thinks he has mad skills because he is athletic.  Hmmmmm.  If your body moves like your lips…maybe on a good day.  However, I would sincerely hope that Dancing With The Stars would not even consider this celebutard as a contestant on their show.  Impregnating the former Governor of Alaska’s daughter hardly makes one a star.

Guess we are trying to extend our 15 minutes a little longer.

Levi reminds me of a story I read when I was a child called the “Tar Baby”.  The harder you try to get rid of Levi, the harder he clings.

Sarah Palin, you have my sympathies.  This must be a continuous nightmare.

Levi Johnston’s Playgirl Shoot

According to Hollywood’s most hated gossip reporter, Perez Hilton, Levi Johnston kept his family jewels covered for his “pictorial”.  Perez posted pictures on his website and also revealed that there would be no “junk” showing in any of the pictures.

I bet Sarah Palin and her daughter are breathing a sigh of relief that Levi at least kept something private.  Lord knows Levi is flapping his gums to anyone who will listen and he is hitting every talk show that will give him 15 minutes in the spotlight.

Not sure what made Levi come to his senses.  Hopefully we won’t have any sex tapes floating around either ala Carrie Prejan. 

Still think it was a mistake doing Playgirl but the end result wasn’t as bad as reported earlier.

More Drama For Sarah Palin! Bristol’s Baby Daddy To Pose Nude For Playgirl!

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water!!!!

What exactly is posing “au natural” in Playgirl supposed to accomplish for Levi Johnston??  And Levi’s “manager” is totally behind him making a complete fool out of himself. 

One would think a “manager” would have enough sense to realize this is not that way to have any long-lasting career.  Make a quick buck and disappear back into obscurity is more like it.  Enjoy your 15 minutes Levi because that’s about all you are going to get.   The only career option this kind of move leaves someone is to make “movies” of the pornographic variety.   This will be a FULL frontal shoot.  No strategically placed footballs etc… per the “manager”.  Levi is lettin’ it all hang out. 

So many idiots…so little time.