Stupid News

A highly intoxicated, 65-year-old man from Carlisle (old enough to know better) was arrested for the second time on Sunday after trying to steal a rack of ribs by shoving them down his pants!  Really!?!  Hey!  Let’s all tie one on and head over to Giant to steal some pork products!

The Darwin award-winner pulled the same stunt on May 22nd when he pleaded guilty to theft and public drunkenness (say it ain’t so Joe).

Because this is the second time the senior citizen has shoved ribs down his pants and tried to leave a grocery store without paying, (never a bright move) he is being charged with a second-degree misdemeanor.

To add to his stellar list of accomplishments, Sunday’s attempted rib heist was this dude’s sixth citation for public drunkenness in less than five months.  Sounds like somebody has a little alcohol problem!

A Carton Of Cigarettes, A Soda And A Pack Of Gum Ruin Two Lives

I certainly hope less than a hundred dollars worth of merchandise was worth getting a criminal record over.  These two bone-heads don’t have a brain cell between them for pulling a stunt this stupid.  I think a Darwin Award is in order.   To read this truly flabbergasting story of two people old enough to know better, click on the link below.

http://articles.lancasteronline.com/local/4/311160