Kate Gets The Boot From Dancing With The Stars

I do not watch DWTS but you do not have to be living under a rock to know Kate Gosselin was a contestant on the show.

Finally, Kate was voted off the island last night.  There are no depths that this woman won’t sink to in the effort to self-promote and make a buck.  Evidently her dancing skills are lacking from many reports around the internet.

But have no fear, we haven’t seen the last of Kate yet.  Now she can devote her full attention to her new reality show on TLC

Good Lord, deliver us!

The Trainwreck That Is Levi Johnston

I guess baring his “soul” in Playgirl magazine wasn’t enough for Levi famewhore Johnston.  Now in his infinite wisdom, Levi has decided he would like to be on Dancing With The Stars.  Talk about the ridiculous to the sublime.

Levi thinks he has mad skills because he is athletic.  Hmmmmm.  If your body moves like your lips…maybe on a good day.  However, I would sincerely hope that Dancing With The Stars would not even consider this celebutard as a contestant on their show.  Impregnating the former Governor of Alaska’s daughter hardly makes one a star.

Guess we are trying to extend our 15 minutes a little longer.

Levi reminds me of a story I read when I was a child called the “Tar Baby”.  The harder you try to get rid of Levi, the harder he clings.

Sarah Palin, you have my sympathies.  This must be a continuous nightmare.