Starters Pub Owner Says Crew Found Fetus In Restaurant

Map of Pennsylvania highlighting Northampton C...

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A dead baby was found Monday inside Starters Pub in Lower Saucon Township, and authorities are treating it as a crime, Northampton County District Attorney John Morganelli said.

Lower Saucon police and the county coroner’s office are investigating at Starters on Route 378.

Dave Rank, the owner of Starters, said a cleaning crew went into a bathroom about 10 a.m. and had trouble flushing a toilet. He said that’s when the crew found what he described as a fetus in the tank — not the bowl — of the toilet.

Rank, who was visibly upset, said, “I feel for the baby, I feel for the mother.”

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How to Bathe A Cat‏ – Today’s Funny

Sounds like a Tom and Jerry cartoon!
1. Thoroughly clean toilet.
2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.
3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom.
4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on top, so cat cannot escape.
5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds.  (Ignore ruckus from inside toilet, cat is enjoying this.)
6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times.  This provides power rinse, which is quite effective.
7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids.
8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he will air dry.
Sincerely,

The Dog