Gotta love these gems as them come across the AP.
Some dude, old enough to know better, passed out dead-drunk in the drive-thru lane at a Bethlehem Mickey D’s. Until police arrived more than 8 cars were backed-up behind this stellar citizen of the Lehigh Valley. Fortunately, this was at 1:30 this morning so business wasn’t brisk!
Guess the illustrious perp had a Big Mac attack but couldn’t hold it together long enough to complete his order.
McDonald’s employee “Sir, do you want fries with that?”
Perp reply “zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”
What a palooka!
The small borough of Trumbauersville, Bucks County, is ensuring their rental properties are up to snuff! Trumbauersville Council has approved annual rental inspections and property owners are required to have a residential rental license (yes, there is fee) for each unit. Much larger Quakertown has similar ordinances on their books. Trumbauersville is located in Milford Township over near Quakertown.
These new regulations are a direct result of problems which have been reported to the borough and in some cases involved out-of-town property owners (absentee landlords). There are 50 rental properties in this .4 square mile borough of 1059 souls.
Recently, a fire inspection of a vacant rental property found maggots in the refrigerator and 5 dump trucks full of trash inside. The Code Enforcement Officer will use a checklist and report his findings to the property owner who in turn has a set amount of time to make corrections or appeal them to Borough Council.
This ordinance has some teeth to it (imagine that). Landlords living more than 20 miles from town must has a property manager living or working within 20 miles of the borough or a license will not be granted. If tenants have three disruptive conduct reports on file within a twelve month period, they will be evicted (disruptive conduct includes public drunkenness and fighting for example). Violations of the new ordinance can lead to fines or imprisonment!
Some food for thought if we are serious about cleaning up slumlord and rental property issues in Pottstown. If tiny Trumbauersville can do it, why can’t Pottstown!?!