Hillside Double Murder Suspect Found Dead In Lititz Motel

This just in! 

The man suspected of committing the double murder of the Levan sisters at the Hillside Motel was found dead in a motel room in Lititz.  It was an apparent suicide.  The suspect was Christopher Dieter, a 38 year old male.  Evidence collected in Room 6 led police to Dieter.  We will most likely never know the reason he murdered the Levan sisters.  Authorities believe he just snapped.

Pottstown Classics Car Club First Nostalgia Night Of 2010

Summer is definitely right around the corner.  This Saturday, in downtown Pottstown, the first Nostalgia Night of the season will held from 5 – 9 pm on High Street.  Come out and support this great community service organization.

http://www.pottstownclassics.com/pdf/nostalgianightnews.pdf

Off-Shore Oil Spill Threatens Louisiana

A massive oil spill is threatening the Louisiana coastline.  BP has been unable to stop the massive flow of oil (210,000 gallons a day) from a well explosion that is leaking from as deep as a mile underwater.  The government is now getting involved because of BP’s inability to solve their own problem.  BP is responsible for the $6 million dollar a day price tag. 

One third of the nation’s seafood comes from Louisiana and the delta area is in great danger.  This could eclipse the Exxon Valdez spill if not contained soon.  Oil has already reached the coastline which is teaming with wildlife.

Louisiana has never fully recovered from Katrina.  This disaster could not come at a worse time.

Heidi And Spencer Pratt Top Time Magazine’s Least Influential People List

I can hardly type from laughing so hard over this massive slap in the face to the two most annoying and self-important people on planet Earth.  Two more deserving cretins could not have been selected to receive this infamous designation by Time Magazine.  For once I agree with them!

Heidi’s album flopped (surprise), she had massive plastic surgery (for no apparent reason) and now The Hills is cancelled after this season.  Time to fade back into obscurity again.  This is what happens when you are famous for being someone else’s friend, then you diss them and ruin the friendship by marrying a complete sociopath.   You may recall the sex tape scandal Spencer started about Lauren Conrad, star of The Hills.  A big “I told you so” from Lauren to Heidi and a muhahahahaha from me.

I call that karma!